Soip

The onomatopoeia used for the sound one makes when rapidly drinking milk and cereal from a cup.

Because she was in a rush, Sarah poured her morning cereal into a cup and downed it with a soip.

by Faroreswind August 22, 2011

Shipmonks

When a person is led to believe that they are in some way far superior to everybody else in fantasy football. Typically blames failures on injuries.

Tom realized he had a serious case of the shipmonks on 12/16/2018 when his fantasy football team fell harder than Tom in NYC.

by Mahomes is December 24, 2018

Shipmutt

A man who saunters about cruise ships sticking his dick in any warm hole he can find.

Keisha: Girl, look at him, he's cute.
Shawnna: Please, that's Dirty Dick Mike, he ain't nothing but a filthy shipmutt.

by sexy brilliance February 17, 2019

Soipting

Putting toothpaste on your partner's pubic covered testicles, wetting it, and brushing your teeth vigorously with them. As your partner ejaculates, you use the cum to rinse away the toothpaste.

Spitting is preferred in this situation.

Extra points from your dentist if the pubes get stuck in your teeth like floss.

Chad and I are going to try soipting tonight since my dentist says I need to take care of my teeth better.

by Jigglypuff's Wigglystuff August 4, 2019

Soimgunna

A common term for the words "So I'm going to". Soimgunna is said quickly all in one word

Jason said I can leave work early, "Soimgunna"

by JPgunnnerz April 19, 2022

soupmanqwertyidfghjklzxcvb

Let's be honest here. You are supposed to be doing your homework, aren't you? But you were bored out of your mind, so you decided to start messing around on your keyboard. "Hey! I bet this isn't on Urban Dictio- oh," you say, over and over. Trying endlessly to find a keyboard patterns not on Urban Dictionary. Eventually, you decide that, surely, if you type soupman, then type the rest of the keyboard in order, excluding the letters in soupman. So here you are. I have no idea when you are finding this. It is February 15, 2023 at the time of writing this. I apologize that this is defined, but as of right now, the term "qrupwetyioafjsdghklzvmxcbn" is currently undefined. Go ahead, claim it. You're welcome. See if you can identify the pattern!
Also, PLEASE do your homework. It's necessary. And yes, actually learning in school will benefit you.
Trust me.
-Some person on the Internet

Person 1: "Dude! Did you do the essay for science class?"
Person 2: "Nope! I was too busy trying to find undefined keyboard patterns on Urban Dictionary, like soupmanqwertyidfghjklzxcvb."
Person 1: "Please get a life."

by YugtramsEmosewa February 15, 2023

sopme

some porn

I need sopme.

by Angie September 1, 2003