My wife tried to blow me last night but since I wasn't into it, she wound up giving me a Soft Serve Flagpole.
by DebRi December 21, 2013
Get the Soft serve Flagpole mug.Partner A lies on their back, with their mouth open. Partner B then defecates in the mouth, but swirling it upwards to resemble a soft serve ice cream.
by Lord Death Blog April 30, 2005
Get the Soft serve ice cream mug.When a larger female (or occasionally male) is squeezed into pants so tight that she has muffin top to such an incredible degree that she resembles a cone of soft serve ice cream.
Wow, that girl should really stick to sweat pants...Those skinny jeans really push her into soft serve status.
by Yantzee October 23, 2012
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Get the soft serve puppies mug.After the party last night, Jim had to soft serve the curve in an attempt to satisfy his lady.
see also: middling.
see also: middling.
by cunt boss September 5, 2012
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The guy lays down and the other partner squats as if they're going to ride him cowboy style.
As the top partner comes down on the dick for anal, that person starts taking a dump so that the shit comes out and is then pushed back in by the dick they're sitting on.
Also see U.S.S.R for the Ultimate Soft Serve Reverse.
The guy lays down and the other partner squats as if they're going to ride him cowboy style.
As the top partner comes down on the dick for anal, that person starts taking a dump so that the shit comes out and is then pushed back in by the dick they're sitting on.
Also see U.S.S.R for the Ultimate Soft Serve Reverse.
by SSR124 December 19, 2008
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