Swedish Softserve

The act of a man dropping a nice cold scoop of ice cream of any flavor into his partners vagina and then plowing her from behind. After the vicious plowing the woman squats down and squeezes the icecream mixed with jizz into a bowl or cone. The mixture comes out like a softserve icecream. After producing a beautiful swedish softserve one may dine upon its cold salty delight.

My girlfriend wanted icecream so I plowed her and gave her a little Swedish Softserve.

by FecalxxRampage April 16, 2009

Softsoap

the best brand of soap since ever

oh my gosh becky you have softsoap oh my gosh

by liken March 4, 2005

sofasloth

a much lazier version of a couch potato.

"Some watch dog you got there, he's nothing but a sofasloth."

by junebuggie March 10, 2009

Sofistified

1. Being punched to the point where your face is made to look more sophisticated.

That guy was so dumb looking I punched his face until it was sofistified I felt I could learn from it.

by Unsophistified November 24, 2011

sofos perma ring

when u call sofos from 6 diffferent electrical mobile devices to persue neurotransmitter chemicals known as catecholamines are released causing you to experience a burst of energy lasting up to several minutes. This burst of energy is behind the common angry desire to take immediate protective action. after that u call him death threats and bitchless cause darius has more female interaction

bro i was sofos perma ringing this kid and he satrted crying as if he say a riginos ranked carrier

by dsdqfWGwgvb April 19, 2022

Sofus

A Sofus is a type of person who is always person-ing

"You hear that Jesse guy is killing everyone at school?" "yeah, he is a real Sofus"

by Kræft January 26, 2023

sofast

One who's business model is built upon telling false truths and delivering nothing.

He told me I would get everything, and be everywhere, but what I got was sofast

by Lorenzo Scarimanga June 15, 2023