Sofa fudge packer

To anally plunder another. Usually referring to the gay male that is the pitcher in the relationship.

Wow! My new boyfriend John is quite the Sofa Fudge Packer!

by Stingray7391 September 25, 2009

Sofa Pizza

Pizza, or any old unrecognizable, food found in the cushions of the couch, chair etc. that you are still able to consume with little or no stomach upset.

While watching Jimmy Fallon last night, I snacked on some Sofa Pizza I found during the commercial break.

by Sistergoldenhair May 11, 2009

sofa-king

Deriving from ‘Sofa King’, a play on "so fucking", sofa-king is to be used as an adjective-modifying adjective.

See über.

I am sofa-king tired right now.

by Victor Van Styn September 3, 2005

Sofa Tactics

To behave in combat the way a sofa would.

I will employ my sofa tactics as necessary.

by Bacon Steve July 5, 2006

sofa cum bed

More commonly known as a pull out couch a sofa cum bed is a big pullout couch used for sex

“My girl and I had the best sex ever on our sofa cum bed, she squirted so hard”

by High heel Chris stomper November 27, 2021

sofa kingdom

A word that most people write and tell other people to say,
>>So Fucking Dumb<<

You: Say "i" then read this word "Sofa Kingdom"
someone: I sofa kingdom

by yourassbeencraked June 15, 2009

Sofa time

Time spent usually in company on the sofa relaxing, chatting, chilling out ... but the time could be spent alone.

Hey Bob, shall we just chill and have some sofa time watching a video?

by songthrush February 10, 2012