smackrifice

Stepping in and taking a physical hit for a fellow bro or family member, because you a solid dude. A bro who does this often is known as Smack Daddy or Smack Jesus.

"My Mom was about to pound my bro's face in so I smackrificed myself for his sins..."

by The Bumcake Avenger October 15, 2013

Toe Nail Sacrifice

When a person sacrifices a toe nail in order to save the life/lives of a person/people who may or may not have been forced in to a very hostile hostage situation, usually resulting in the prevention of thousands of fatalities and/or a significant increase of activity in the illegal ivory trade.

Andrew: "Come on man, you know this is wrong, just stop this madness just let them go, I'll do anything!"

Terrorist:"You know there's only one thing you can do Andy, you wanna be a hero well it's time to show your true colours!"

Andrew:"You dont mean........."

Terrorist:"Yeah Andy boy I mean it and i mean it good its time for a TOE NAIL SACRIFICE!!!"

Hostages:"Thankyou Andrew!"

by MudOnMe November 5, 2011

Brand of Sacrifice

A brand that is burned into the skin branding you as a sacrifice that will cause demons to hunt/haunt you during the night. The only options are dying like a 🐱 or getting ripped and swinging around a huge swo- large chunk of iron with sharp edges.

“Yo I got a brand last night…”

“The hell happened were you drunk?”
“No it’s a brand of sacrifice so-…hold up they’re here” *pulls out a huge fucking sword*
“wtf? Also there’s a weird looking horse coming”

by SirForce September 5, 2022

SOCKerifice

name given to a sock used to wipe your ass in a public toilet because there was no toilet paper and you forgot to check beforehand, see also: Charles Bukowski: women

oh dude the toilet gods were angry, i had to make a "SOCKerifice"

by jim griffith April 6, 2011

porn sacrifice

To fool your girlfriend by hiding your tame wank mags in an easy place, to throw her off the scent of the barely legal hardcore stuff well hidden elsewhere.

My girlfriend found my fiestas hidden under the bed and threw them out.She'll never think to look for my Private collection though.I guess thats a good porn sacrifice.

by Marc Bentley January 13, 2007

slackrifice

To give up doing something important and worthwhile just so you can laze around

"Why didn't you come around on the weekend? We all went skateboarding"
"I wanted to play xbox, so something had to be slackrificed"

by StitchG July 11, 2005

sacrifice

1)giving up or forfeiting something valuable for the sake of another value.
2)Scapegoat.
3)Risking.

The iraqs' made a sacrafice for the good of their religion in 911.

I will sacrifice $100 if you eat that spider!

by man with the flow January 26, 2006