Socket rocket

Finger blasting with a electric cord

John: I socket rocketed myself last time

Tom: your gay

by Cumcoconigger May 1, 2021

Socket Docking

When two people are docking (see docking), and others want to get involved, the other parties take part by inserting their penis into the anus of one of the parties docking. (Socket Docking)

Tom and Luke were docking and Ryan and Jesse got held they were left out. They positioned themselves behind Tim and Luke to take part. Socket Docking.

by DattoMcHemi June 17, 2023

socket ship

A fast and/or high-tech electric vehicle.

Damn dude have you seen the new Rimac? Thst thing's a socket ship!

by WrdsRHrd December 11, 2024

Socket clogging

The disturbing act of shoving one’s flaccid member into the eye socket of a skull (preferably deceased, ideally not your grandma), in a misguided attempt at arousal or dominance over the laws of nature. A horrifying blend of disrespect, imagination, and poor life choices.

My mate unearthed my dead grandma’s skull, dangled his limp todger into her eye socket, and then, through sheer force of mental focus managed to get a stonking erection. Said he was ‘reconnecting with family.’ We haven’t invited him round since. Hence being defined as socket clogging

by Salad pants October 11, 2025

Pork Socket

1) The beat up vagina of an extremely slutty female.

2) A less than desirable receptacle for your hard shaft.

1) Man, check her out... It would take a 12 pack before I'd stick my cock in her pork socket!!!

2) I wouldn't touch her pork socket with your dick!!!

by afj21 August 23, 2010

pop a socket

The result of over-enthusiastic weight training or body-building. When you just had to do that extra rep at 250 pounds but should have known better, and pop your shoulder out of its socket as a result.

Jason: "No. I'm OK! I can do one more rep!"
Pete: "Jason, that's 36 stone you're pressing!
Jason: "I'm OK! I can do it. Hnnnnnggghhhhahhhhrrrgggg!"
Pete: "What ? What's the matter???!!!!??"
Jason: "Sheeee-it! My shoulders!"
Pete: "That's the way to pop a socket!"

by Pedrosa von Beagle September 8, 2006

jewish glue socket

When a man falls asleep with his penis tucked in his asshole, While he is asleep he has a wet dream and ejaculates in his own asshole, over night it drys up and doesn't allow him to free his penis.

Dude did you hear? Jake went to the hospital because of a Jewish Glue Socket!

by pole dinnner March 11, 2011