Sniper Monkey

Secret meaning of SIMP.
S - niper
I -
M - onkey
P -

Damn bro you are a real simp/sniper monkey (monkeys are pretty cool, guess how cool sniper monkeys are)😎

That was sick. You are a simp.🥶

by hartzer aka der g November 3, 2020

sniper food

When you are in an area where snipers have a chance to pick you off, mainly used in online shooter games

hey barney your sniper food standing there!

by Rob Homewood May 10, 2007

Sniper's Nightmare

Used to describe a person who walks with their entire body moving side to side since they typically have one dead leg. The phrase “Sniper’s Nightmare” alludes to the difficulty a sniper would have in assassinating them if they were the intended victim.

“Old Sloppy Tony is a total sniper's nightmare the way he walks!”

by gary69_ August 30, 2022

flip-the-snip

to reverse a vasectomy.

Christian really wanted another kid, so he decided to flip-the-snip

by mister delicious February 16, 2007

Sniper Oblivion

Term used to describe snipers on Modern Warfare 2 completely unaware of nearby enemies, usually due to the fact that they are extremely hardscoping and unable to see peripherals. Sniper Oblivion is usually noticed by other team mates in Search and Destroy after one is knifed and the sniper offers no support.

Bad Kid 1: (Enters death lobby) DAMMIT that Marathon/Lightweight douchebag knifed me again, I hope Jess gets him.

Jess: (enters death lobby) aww man. Where'd he come from?

Bad Kid 2: *sighs* Sniper Oblivion dude...

by Schnalex August 8, 2010

Snip Snip Bitch

When you want someone out of your life. All you have to tell them is snip snip bitch and they will leave you alone.

Snip Snip Bitch

by Park-in-son August 1, 2017

Snip

1) To cancel someone / something
2) To cut someone out

3) To be uncool

You put pineapple on pizza. Snip!

by Snippity-snip-snip October 11, 2020