Snarcasm

The use of sharp wit that combines sarcasm and snarkiness...

Samson has learned to to exercise discretion and sensitivity with his girlfriend by avoiding jokes and snarcasm.

by Don Flavio III October 15, 2010

internet sarcasm

1. Heavy handed, obvious.

2. Non-existent.

I can't tell whether he's being sarcastic or not. Well, that's internet sarcasm for you.

by Xylemicarious January 9, 2009

Sarcasm

A word that gives you the possibility to play with your imagination when asked stupid questions.

A random is painting his fence, when his neighbor comes up to him and asks a stupid question:

Neighbor: Oh, you're painting your fence today?
Random: No, I'm milking cows on jupiter, while drinking light soda and driving.
Neighbour: Was that sarcasm?
Random: Now, why would you think that?

by TjoffTjoff November 18, 2009

Sarcasm

To say the opposite of what is obvious.

Created by the Arch Duke of Wales in the 12 century when he told the king that he "loved the Crusades!". The sarcasm was so missed that the king had 3 more.

Tom: "wow you hit your head really hard. Are you ok?"

Sally: " I FEEL GREAT! ass"

Tom: "really"

Sally: " That was sarcasm Get me some ice."

by SphenMcdanielles March 4, 2009

Sarchasm

The void into which you fall when you fail to detect sarcasm.

"I don't think he got the joke, dude. He fell right into the sarchasm."

by AshlyL September 26, 2017

Sarcasm

Something that nobody on the internet can ever recognize.

Sarcasm post: Man, why does it gotta be summer already? Being trapped in a small building and being forced to listen to lectures is the funnest thing in the world!

Replier: What are you talking about?!? School sucks! You're retarded!

by danthaman15 June 22, 2009

Failure to Spot Sarcasm Alert

When someone responds to a sarcastic comment with seriousness and makes a fool of themelves, this is what you tell them.

(Bald midget prostitute walks by)

Dave: Wow, that bird was absolutely smoking! Man I'd bang her.
Tony: What? You're a brain dead moron with no taste in women!
Jim: Umm, Tony... Failure to Spot Sarcasm Alert.

by Sketchead October 24, 2009