Snailing

When your horney girlfriend forgets how to be delicate whilst riding your face and unintensionally causes a moment of suffocation. Possibly involves some damaged cartilage.

"Freddy rolled into work on Monday with a spread nose and a smile on his face. Bill said 'What happened to you?' . 'Tina gave me a savage snailing last night. Worth it but'"

by J=star May 13, 2016

The Snail

Part of the Penis Showing Game.

1. Create the eiffel tower
2. Wrap in a circular motion under then around your balls
3. Pull penis to one side with ballsack still on top

Enjoy

Does this look like a snail to you?

Why yes it does.

That's why they call it the snail.

by GoldenShower June 14, 2009

snail

a guy who can mount and slo-fuck a woman vaginally, without cumming himself, forever

That snail can get it on and hump her forever without cumming 'til dawn.

by Jake March 9, 2004

Snail

When you pre cum in your undies leaving a snail slime like mess

'OMG he's so hot he made me snail'

by Benbo swaggings June 11, 2016

snailing

Snailing, when you snail someone. First, you rotate your scrotum & balls to the top of your penis, so the upward-facing balls and penis looks like the shape of a snail. Then you drag it along the face of someone. Leaving a trail of smegma or sweat is optional.

I went snailing all over Devin's face last night after he passed out!

by DTemp December 11, 2008

snail

something that is not just cool, but increadably cool.

Man this flash class is so snail.

I know this definition is also snail.

by Mike Geddes September 9, 2003

Snail

baby who eats veggies and will crawl all over you and give you little snail kisses
They will be your bff no matter what
They just vibing
SPEED

Snail: *vibing*
Me: oh my god what a beautiful snail *pat pat*

by Billy the Alien May 5, 2020