Like someone trying to get ahead by brown nosing, a pickle smoocher is a cock sucker that gently caresses the ego of the one he seeks to influence, rather than going right for the deep throat.
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Hey, did you see that pickle smoocher, David's youtube video where he sucked off a seal in Scarborough?
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One who smooches anus whilst giving it a bit of tongue in the hope of recieving a tiny chunk of shit.
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It was quite evident Big John was a One Eyed Smootcher, he continually asked people what they did last night so he, in turn, could tell them he had a date with Sarah, the most popular girl in school.
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