smokeskank

Adj, noun: a foul and pungent odor comprised of several aggresious odorifious iminations including but not limited to: ciggerate smoke, body odor, cheap colloge,whores, your momma, and burnt hair,

"You smell like smokeskank, have you been at the bowling alley?"

"You got the smokeskank brother!"

Note: this smell can not be attained for a smoke free enviroment like: church, crisis pregency centers, or sugerical rooms.

We apologize to all bowling alley owners.

by Deich November 1, 2008

smokers pocket space

the point smokers reach after a few cigarettes when the lighter fits in the box, thus more pocket space is available

Smoker: Four cigarettes down and more smokers pocket space for me

by bunion575 December 29, 2007

smokey the bear

Dergatory trucker term for the police.

Oh, shit, here comes Smokey the Bear on the radar..

by Alias 440 October 1, 2003

smokey chokey bum wank

also known as the mike R.A.E. special. it is exactly what it says on the tin. u will need a friend for this one. smoke a tabby, get your friend to choke you, poke your ass and toss yourself off. if you have no mates you could choke yourself with a rope.

sergeant man tits gave me the best smokey chokey bum wank of my life. he is so strong but his hands were so soft

by ring sting king August 1, 2009

smokeasy

An establishment that clandestinely allows smoking on its premises in cities (or states) that otherwise prohibit smoking indoors. Similar to the speakeasy, which allowed alcoholic beverages to be consumed during the Prohibition Era.

That's my favorite bar in Boston - it's a smokeasy.

by polycon May 23, 2005

smokey

trucker/redneck slang for
"police officer"

usally heard on the CB radio channels

"breaker 1-9, you've got smokey in your tail"

by IrishRepublicanArmy October 21, 2003

If she smokes, she pokes

Think about it: If a girl smokes a pack of cigarettes,that means she's simulating the act of sucking 20 little white dicks every day!
The odds are even higher if she smokes and has a tattoo!

dad:son,i give you just one piece of advice about women,If she smokes, she pokes..
son:ok,thanks dad.

by mohair May 27, 2007