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Smonchy

Something a Wubbsy does not want to give you.
Me: Can I have 2 smonchy?

Wubbsy: No, you don't love me.
by MrBigglesworth0101 June 9, 2020
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Smocky

He just won his court case. And he's walking around all smocky.
by Åzüre November 14, 2022
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Smocht

A smocht, Is a chunk of a bug (like animal meat except it’s bug) this is the word used when a peace of bug is cut into a pieced that would be the equivalent to animal meat but on a bug, no this hasn’t been discovered until now by yours truly Joshua Nayler
Jack - “haha I just smooshed a bug”

Josh - “make sure you save the smocht so we can eat it, wouldn’t want it to go to waste.l
by Joshua Nayler January 9, 2023
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Smocye

When you want to inhale some dude's smoke
by Mr_amplified March 5, 2023
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Smochină Smooch Scale

First-known documented scale by an Eastern Bloc author (Nichita Smochină of Moldavia) created for men and women courting one another to rate flirting and kissing on a scale of 1 to 9 (Communist belief did not allow for a 10). The original scale was published in 1930 by Smochină's in the anthology, Cunoștințe Utile ("Useful Knowledge").

As the story goes, Smochină was in Paris at the time, and met a young woman who simply could not flirt or kiss. When he tried to explain to his friends how poorly this woman communicated and later smooched, there was simply no language for explaining this problem. That night, Smochină created the famous Smochină Smooch Scale in one draft. Many say he was divinely inspired.

The rating for #1 took off and gained quite a bit of fame internationally. In its original form, it was "Ăsta se sărută ca o sardină rece de la Marea Neagră" (This one kisses like a cold sardine from the Black Sea.) By the time is was used in speakeasies in Chicago, it had been notably shortened to "Ca un peşte rece" (Like a cold fish).
"So, Fred, tell us. How does she rate on the Smochină Smooch Scale?"
by TexasJewBoy September 27, 2024
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cocky smocky

Worse then regular cocky. Cocky to the point of making someone want to tear their hair out and question their existence.
Girl: "Did you see that guy earlier? Cocky smocky little bastard..."

Girl 2: "Yeah my boyfriend gets all cocky smocky if I try to correct him on something..he just winks and calls me sweetheart. Ugh!"
by bmartin_frisco December 10, 2017
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