smartphone

The AAA video game that you carry around with you all the time, purchased for a hefty price tag, even though you don't akcually have that much time to play it.
I know I spent a fortune on this new smartphone, but with all my work commitments, I barely get to enjoy my favorite AAA titles on it.
by Emotional Cruiser August 12, 2025
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smartphone

a small palm os pda knock-off that fits in your pocket. often is called an "i phone" or "android phone". often used to look at porn and used by big tech companies to track you 24/7/365/3652 days a year.
guy1: hey bill, have you heard of the i phone 14?
guy2: oh, that stupid smartphone?
by tiktok_sucks!!! September 14, 2022
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Smartphone Leech

Someone (usually elderly) that refuses to accept smartphones and move forward with the rest of the world; however still takes advantage of the smartphone by asking someone else to do it for them.
Can you get directions on your phone
Can you look up ...... on ...... for ME
You are a smartphone leech!
by **NecroKiller** February 18, 2019
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smartphone surge

This slang term refers to the increase of screen time caused by owning a new smartphone. This phenomenon is mainly caused by a) long-term screen time increase caused by longer battery life, b) short-term screen time increase caused by making initial setting on the new smartphone, where the screen time is to return to normal durations once the smartphone has been on your hand for a while, c) having not installed AppBlock (a mobile similar to the Chrome extension to block websites) on the new smartphone, even though having had one on the last previously owned smartphone.
Ever since I got my new phone, I’ve been experiencing a serious smartphone surge—I can't stop scrolling, and my screen time is through the roof!
by Emotional Cruiser August 22, 2025
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smartphone punk

Another way of calling a punk a poser, in this case, they aren't hardcore enough to reject the corportacracy's rule and deny themselves the latest iPhone.
Spike: "Dude, this Big Cheese show is full of smartphone punks"
Sid: "Yeah...let's bail and go get some 40's. These kids just don't get it"
by channel_panel November 14, 2020
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Once Upon A Smartphone

Having its "Once Upon A" prefix named after "Once Upon A Deadpool" (2018), Once Upon A Smartphone is a version of smartphone watered down for kids. This is intended to be a Christmas gift rather than akcually being used as a functional tool, as kids are prone to asking for smartphone to Santa during Christmas even though they're still too young for smartphone.
Instead of a real phone, I got my little brother a Once Upon A Smartphone for Christmas—now he can pretend to text and play games without the screen time worries!
by Emotional Cruiser August 14, 2025
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Baduy tribe smartphone

A perspective on the experience of a member of the Baduy tribe using a smartphone for the first time, marking a significant shift from their traditional lifestyle. This moment symbolizes a break from decades of being "AFK" (Away From Keyboard) and embracing modern technology.
PoV: During the "Baduy tribe smartphone" event, a Baduy tribe member picks up a smartphone for the first time, wide-eyed and amazed, as he realizes he’s stepping into a world he had long avoided.
by Emotional Cruiser August 22, 2025
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