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smartphone prophylactic

The numerous types of smartphone covers that protect the phone if it's dropped. smartphone, iphone, prophylactic, condom, Apple, Microsoft, Google, android, ios, pc, smartphone case
I'm lucky that I had an iphone case, my phone wasn't damaged after falling 20 feet down a hill. The case is a smartphone prophylactic, I only wish condoms protected that well.
by joecoolthefool June 3, 2016
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Smartphone anxiety disorder

The panic and fear a person experiences when they misplace or become separated from their smartphone even for a few minutes. smartphone, iphone, handheld, fear, panic, anxiety, phobia, tech, obsession
I am convinced I suffer from smartphone anxiety disorder. I literally need my iphone to be within reach or I freak out.
by joecoolthefool October 3, 2016
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Smartphone

Smartphone
A cellphone(usually flat and with a touchscreen) is a small, less powerful computer that can fit in your pocket. Used for things like the Internet and work but also for entertainment in apps such as "Angry Birds" or "Candy Crush"
Jake: Where were you yesterday?
Jack: Uhhh...the gym
Yesterday...
*on smartphone*DAMN YOU GREEN PIGS!
by xXSalo7aXx January 26, 2020
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smartphone

The nerdiest thing ever, if you explained it to someone from the 90s
Time traveler: *explains what a smartphone is*
90s guy: wait, so it's a computer that you carry with you? That's the nerdiest shit I've ever heard
by attarax April 23, 2022
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Shartphone

What a smartphone turns into as soon as it is taken into the shitter; due to the “exit deuce process” – (see “exit deuce process”)
Friend to Randy: “Randy, I got Bob on the phone here and he wants to talk to you” - hands phone to Randy

Randy: “What up Bob?”
Bob to Randy: “Did you wipe the phone before you pressed it to your face?”
Randy: “Oops, shartphone!”
Bob: “Oh man, you know Randy takes about six craps a day, you have shartface now!” (see “shartface”)
by 3dPulP November 4, 2012
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Smartphone Slouch

The hunched over, slouched position one takes while texting on an iPhone, Blackberry, Smartphone or PDA device.
"I was driving by the high school and saw, like, ten kids doing The Smartphone Slouch at the bus stop."
by chieromancer May 17, 2011
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