smartwatch

an extension of your phones dick

this smartwatch just makes my phones dick grow

by stuvin2 December 27, 2015

Smarticle

Overly using big words to sound smart, but don’t always make sense in your writings.

Don’t over use your thesaurus on every word, not everything needs to sound smarticle!

by Mrs. Gina May 13, 2022

smartie party

The true definition of smarty party is when a girl puts smarties up her pussy or asshole (if ur really that disgusting and wanna do that) and get them out, only using your tounge, before they melt, however many you don't and they melt means you have to go that many days without sex

Tina wanted to have a Smartie Party so she put 6 smarties in her pussy and Tommy only got 2 out before they rest melted, he must now go 4 days without sex. poor Tommy!

by Ksurko September 23, 2007

smarticles

Another word for smart.But it is the cells of being smart.

I have alot..of smarticles!I'm a smarty pants but more of a smarticle.

by Ashlhayyy May 10, 2009

smartie party

Everybody gathers together and dresses in brightly coloured leotards, then has a party inside a unnaturally large smartie tube, located in the middle of a field.
No blue's allowed.

"Lets smartie party!"

by Mrs.Grabeel. May 17, 2008

smardwater

Another name for Smartwater. Smartwater is a bottled water which claims to make you smarter if you drink it.

Marcy: Hey Jean, pass me the smardwater?
Jean: Do it yourself, smardface.
Marcy: Uhg.. Phatphace.
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Jean: Yo smardface, whats the answer to this math problem?
Marcy: You mean the 2+2 one? Its four you phatphace! Go drink some smardwater, hukhuk!

by Tidbit October 15, 2006

smarticle

a way how to say someone's smart

"you got an "A" on the math test gosh your smarticle"

by guitarchick January 13, 2009