by PSEUDONYM LOLOLOL October 18, 2008
Get the sluzza mug.One who has consumed alcohol and is ither tipsy or fully intoxicated and showing signs of the alcohol.
by Lisa Ceezy February 21, 2003
Get the slizzard mug.Getting heavily intoxicated and feeling like a G6, like a G6-6. It is imperative to feel like a G6 or else you are not slizzard.
I'm about to go out on the town and get mother fucking slizzard. Of course, I will need to feel like a G6, so fire up the jet.
by DrSlizzard October 11, 2010
Get the slizzard mug.A term used for being intoxicated or drunk. Possible etymology: The common urban tmesis of "izz" inserted into the word "slurred.". Whereas "slurred" would be the indication of being drunk and slurring ones speech. Sl-izz-urred or Sl-izz-ard.
Poppin bottles in the ice, like a blizzard
When we drink, we do it right, gettin' slizzard
- Far East Movement, "Like a G6"
When we drink, we do it right, gettin' slizzard
- Far East Movement, "Like a G6"
by HHEB November 2, 2010
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I'm slizzard on a goose
And I'm higher than a plane
So a nigga really loose
I'm slizzard on a goose
And I'm higher than a plane
So a nigga really loose
by Bp28 June 21, 2007
Get the slizzard on a goose mug.A sluttly lizard or a very tan almost scaley woman that enjoys sexual acts with all things. Slizzards craw through the bar scene at night or shopping centers during the day. They lie in tanning beds to gather their strength and darken their protective skin-like layer. Slizzards have extremely slow digestion and sometimes will only eat once a week. There diet tends to consist of lettuce and bodily secretions. Slizzards rarely have any personality and tend to be extremely cold-blooded. They tend to congregated together, but cannibalism is common with-in their groups. They like to get intoxicated and then perform acts of extreme perversion with all objects and peoples. Getting slizzarded is just the act of becoming so intoxicated that one begins to replicate the actions of one of these creatures. They are known to carry a myriad of contagious diseases including but not limited to: herpes, gonorrhea, and syphilis. Slizzards tend to be extremely dangerous to men who have not ejaculated recently and should be handled with extreme caution.
Concerned Child - "Mom has been laying by the pool and making eyes at the pool boy, Enrique, also she's already had 7 margaritas. I'm worried she may be getting slizzarded."
Concerned Fraternity Bro - "Hey, I'm worried about Mark, have you seen that thing he's been with lately. It has no personality, doesn't eat, and lays in a tanning bed all day. We never see him at night anymore. I think he may be dating a Slizzard!"
Gay Uncle Tony - "Greg has been acting strange lately. I saw him just the other day with a group of scaley tan women and they kept touching him. I am worried that they're slizzards and they're doing things to him against his will."
Concerned Fraternity Bro - "Hey, I'm worried about Mark, have you seen that thing he's been with lately. It has no personality, doesn't eat, and lays in a tanning bed all day. We never see him at night anymore. I think he may be dating a Slizzard!"
Gay Uncle Tony - "Greg has been acting strange lately. I saw him just the other day with a group of scaley tan women and they kept touching him. I am worried that they're slizzards and they're doing things to him against his will."
by B-Neeze816 August 12, 2012
Get the Slizzard mug.mon: how could you do that?! ill never forgive you!
ryan: sozza bear
mon: nawww dw, i dont think any less of you :)
ryan: sozza bear
mon: nawww dw, i dont think any less of you :)
by !razza bear! September 30, 2008
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