sloth on bark

Gripping one's package when sitting to keep hands warm and because it's comfortable as fuck.

"Dude... sloth on bark?"
"My nuts are cold, fuck off."

by Dingummy March 25, 2010

Slothliness

1) A human being who is proud of their chosen sedimentary lifestyle. Displaying traits of laziness and the ability to sit around for days on end, eating little and doing even less. Their biological clock tends to be set 5-10 hours behind the social norm. You will wait days for a response to any attempts at communication.

2) Someone of superior intelligence who is too lazy to do anything else then to sit around and do nothing but play video games and scam the government for free hand outs.

3) A dole bludging bogon.

Your slothliness is getting in the way of your becoming a millionaire.

by Jacoster, Arinar April 3, 2011

slothshath

A Slothshath is somebody that rampages around

That Slothshath just stomped down the hallway and bumped into me

by The Rodelere August 21, 2018

sloth sex

When a male or female is on a medication that causes drowsiness and/or lucidness, then to have sexual intercourse while the other partner is enjoying the relaxed partners movements untill both climax.
**HAS TO BE CONSENTUAL**

My girl took her ambian and we had sloth sex in the back seat of my car.

She was so relaxed that it was like haveing sex with a sloth.

by TheJew2k September 25, 2019

Pedo Sloth

That sloth that taps on your window while your sleeping

I hate it when that pedo sloth taps on my window while I'm sleeping

by That random guy you know June 9, 2013

slither.io

Slither.io: is a game that a guy like Keith or Addison would play.

Slither.oi: Online game that is addicting as fuck it involves snakes eating each other and getting bigger. Soon addicting!

Keith: DUUUDDEEE I almost died playing slither.io!
Addison: You suck.
Kate: So true tho!

by Anreaa June 10, 2016

sloth cracka

A white person who is lazy

God dam son that homeless dude (white race person) is a sloth cracka get a fucking job

by JyahC July 8, 2010