sloshed

waking up after a night of drinking on your back with arms spread wide to your sides and legs propped up in a missionary position.

yoooooooo i got sloshed last night

by reeeeeeeeens February 9, 2009

Sloshed

To get fucked up, wasted, high off your face, sloshed outa your mind.

Boris was so sloshed he was carried out by his friend Alex, what freakin sloshers!

by DKO August 10, 2008

slashed

Scottish term used to describe being cut with a knife or blade.

Ned: Here mate, want slashed?

Ned 2: Bolt ya rocket.

by JackoMayte May 16, 2010

Slushed

To be high after smoking weed; to be on cloud 9

1)Damn bruh I'm slushed

2) He slushed

by Loso wavy May 5, 2015

slashed mattress

the appearance of the pubic region of an unkempt young lady.due to the resemblance of a horsehair mattress which has been slashed with a stanley knife.

that bird a pulled last night man,oh jesus she had a fanny like a slashed mattress

by pishmeister69 April 25, 2006

Slashed

To destroy/annihilate somebody or something in a competition.

Dude, I just slashed you in arm wrestling.

by Cstump7071 July 6, 2017

sloshed

Deprived of sleep to the point that one becomes hyperactive or experiences something like a mild high. When sloshed it is common to find everything way more amusing than it should be.

"Vagina!" *Laughs*
"You know that's not funny, right?"
"Yeah, but I'm sloshed."

by Vimmy August 4, 2007