Simpy

When you get all emotional and sensitive with your homies. Most often seen at raves.

Me: You're literally so fucking dope i appreciate our friendship so much.
Homie: Damn dude don't get all simpy on me.

by Rina24xo October 4, 2017

Slimy Entrance

When you nut for weeks on the door knob and the rest of the family/roommates haven't even realized yet since they grabbed on it.

Mom, dad, I got some news : Y'ALL GOT SLIMY ENTRANCED! OH! YOU JUST GOT SCREWED, MY GUYS!

by Goldenhat April 14, 2020

Slimy Osborne

Where you fuck your partner in the ass while they are asleep

If she won’t try anal wait til she’s asleep and try the slimy Osborne

by Zannykonkas April 28, 2020

Slimy Simon

The act of bathing yourself in sexual lubricant and proceeding to slide around the floor.

Aye boys, you coming around to slimy Simon this afternoon?

by Lutanint dan September 22, 2020

The Skimpy Towel Treatment

Having sex with a girl purely to leave them in a sweaty orgasmy state then as you leave saying "clean yourself up you mess" before throwing a skimpy towel at them

"Bitch has been doing my head in lately, leading me on and playing her binty games" "Really? So what you going to do about it?" "Give her The Skimpy Towel Treatment obviously" "Niceeeee" *high five*

by KYLE... I'M MINT July 7, 2010

slimy bastard

A sneaky assh0le that'll do anything for his own benefits while covering up his tracks and showing that ingenuine smile of brightness

I can't believe that Jake is a slimy bastard! I was sure he was a genuinely nice guy. The dude groped my dog's balls while I was watching him and made an excuse saying that he's totally straight and that he did it because the dog's balls looked like they were itching.

by Coolestk1dontheblock August 19, 2016

Slimey John

sly hoe bag

Sally your a slimey John

by Macydees August 10, 2018