Sometimes I cry when I poop

A throwaway phrase best used to make annoying/boring/stupid people think you're crazy, and therefore to get them to stop talking to you.

"Yo did you see last night's football game?"
"Sometimes I cry when I poop"

by PooPoo Garbage LLC February 27, 2022

always sometimes

Certain to be occasional.

My dog always sometimes has an accident in the house.

by Alys D. Millionaire July 2, 2016

And sometimes y

Absolute bullshit.

'Y' is not a vowel.

Kindergarten teacher: What are the vowels:
Brainwashed students: A! E! I! O! U! And sometimes y!
Me: B.S.

by Sharpie Rainbow January 9, 2009

we should do something sometime

something you say when you are stunned with the sight of a previous acquaintance and are too stoned to thing of something better to say.

"oh, dude, hey what's up. what have you been doing.....well call me and we'll definitely have to do something sometime."

by shern July 27, 2004

Sometimes it's Tuesday

an expression used to indicate settling for an outcome (or person) less desirable than one would normally achieve. In a bar setting, this phenomenon typically involves significant concessions in the area of beauty, personality, fashion, and the use of footwear and/or personal grooming devices. It is therefore easy and recommended to justify one's action with this phrase.

"Sure, she was wearing her grandmother's elastic-banded safari shorts to the bar, but hey bro, Sometimes it's Tuesday."

by Sometimesitstuesday November 24, 2009

Slimepiece

The exact opposite of a slampiece. A girl/boy that you'd keep as far away as possible and not have sex with.

Nick: Don't even think about it, Slimepiece!

by unc2011 December 2, 2010

Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge

man drives right off a fucking bridge

Man: Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge HHHhahaha oh look there's one
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by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 24, 2021