Skyrimia

The illness one gets after purchasing skyrim on the 11/11/11, hence making said person unable to turn up for work, uni, school ecetcera.

Mike: Hey joe why weren't you in all last week?

Joe: Sorry man, I had an awful bout of skyrimia.

by yahyahsi November 26, 2011

Skyrimitis

When you've been playing a game from dawn til dusk for the past week and have to go down to the shops for food and forget how to interact with real people.

How will you be paying for that sir?

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That guy got skyrimitis or something, he thinks im an NPC

by 1Head November 3, 2018

Skyrim

A brilliant RPG that consumes your whole life and makes everything else in the world meaningless.

Skyrim>All

by bc93 November 29, 2011

Skyrim job

giving someone a rim job
..While taking an arrow to the knee

GUARD: "I used to be a young skyrim jobber like you, then i took an arrow to the knee"

by Daikatana8 December 26, 2011

Skyrim

Probably the most epic video game where fight dragons and are able to shoot fire out of your hands like a wizard. And you're the dovakiin or "Dragonborn" and born with the soul of a dragon. Again, totally wizard.

"yo meh, I was up all night fighting alduin in Skyrim."

"Dude, get a life your 24."

"Touche....."

by Imperial wizard Joe September 21, 2013

Skyrim

a massive orgasm that is 300 hours long but takes many years to come

Guy: Hey i heard skyrim was coming out
Guy2: aaaaaaaaaah! *cum shots everywhere*

by Creepersare October 23, 2011

Skyrim

The 5th chapter of the Elder Scrolls series, release date of 11.11.11. All other developers should just take a break for 2011 because everyone will be too busy saving money and nerdgasming to worry about any other game.

I have seen the gates of 2011, beyond which no waking eye may see... behold, in November, a GOTY sweeps the land...

Dood 1: Watches Skyrim trailer

Dood 1: OMFGICANTBELIEVEITSFINALLYHERELJDINYSRVDL

by Dovahkiin December 30, 2010