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skid mark anxiety

The unpleasant state of mental turmoil attributed to the dread over the presence of skid marks in one's underpants.
I had to switch to black boxer briefs to help alleviate my skid mark anxiety.
by Buckeye Pete January 31, 2014
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skid mark row

A bad section of town where the bums have all shat their crispy drawers.
If a fella's down on his luck then he lives in Skid Row, but if he's also delivered a stripe of shit to his underwear, then he lives in Skid Mark Row.
by NiraMillson October 1, 2016
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Idaho Skid Mark

When a man and woman are having intercourse in the missionary position and the woman loses bowel control. The incident goes unnoticed and results in one or more large fecal matter stains on the bedsheet.
Joey: "I don't know what happened. I drilled her like an oil rig but when she got up, there were poo streaks on the sheets!"

Einstein: "The fabled Idaho Skid Mark..."
by mcfatchick October 22, 2010
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skid marked panties

They can be a deal breaker if you were planning on wanking in them. Unless, of course, you are a republican.
"That Ronald Reagan really enjoyed a nice pair of skid marked panties."
by running out of patience February 16, 2008
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Pensacola skid mark

When you're giving your partner a lap dance and uncontrollably shit all over her.
"Oh man I was so drunk last night. I think I have her a Pensacola skid mark."
by The buttress of Windsor February 6, 2022
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Boston skid mark

A male sexual manoeuvre that involves defacating before the encounter and skipping the wipe, then proceeding to mount one's partner in "la cubana" fashion (more commonly known as "titty fucking"). The after-effects of such a manouevre tend to leave your mark, in this case the Boston skid mark.
Oh bra everything was going so nice until she started pushing for a Boston skid mark. I had to bail.
by todasky January 9, 2009
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Oklahoma Skid Mark

When an individual gets head with a poopy butt, preferably on white bedsheets. When you finish inspect the skid mark your partner left on the bed.
Oh no honey you left a “Oklahoma Skid Mark” on my new bed sheets!!!
by PTU LEGEND July 27, 2023
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