Skeg

fat skirt wearing scottish bawbag sucker

him and gers both the same

by lol it's me August 11, 2003

Skegness Clapper

A degrading term describing someone who claps the cheeks of every Skegness chav (especially those ones with the pink hair and 7 kids).

Archie tells sam he’s been to Skegness for the weekend. Sam replies “oh what a Skegness Clapper”.

by The pink haired mom May 9, 2022

Skeg Vegas

Derogatory term for Skegness, the eastern England's version of a gambling/party town
Skegness is a town within Lincolnshire, whereas the term 'Skeg Vegas' originates from Yorkshire - a race of people known for noting shittiness in people and places

Person A: Do you fancy going to Las Vegas on holiday?
Person B: Nah, I want to go somewhere that is shit and full of cheap women.
Person: Skeg Vegas it is then...

by Simon Young March 22, 2008

Skeg Vegas

The party town on east coast of England. Get your dollar out.

Dirty Inbred apes.

by Poo January 17, 2004

Skegness gunt

One who goes up and down the promenard sporting guntius maximus and a knee gunt on their mobility scooter scrapping across the floor with tight leggings and a tube tope on

Hey look theirs another skegness gunt and another one carful u might get a guntcussion if you go nere them

by Jumpiercrib260 August 30, 2021

Catch a skeg

Get a look, spot, see, glance.

"If you catch a skeg at the safe's combination, be sure to let me know."

by Zed Numar July 24, 2021

Skegness Thank-you

A burp that smells of spunk

Lady Astor, red faced, issued a sonorous Skegness Thank-you as Lord Astor rose from the chaise to wipe his cock on the curtains.

by puttubutty August 3, 2016