slizzed

Beyond drunk; the level past being drunk where you barely know your name or what the hell is going on.

"Damn I got slizzed at that party. I woke up the next day and didn't know why I wasn't wearing pants."

by Ch3lsea November 16, 2007

smizzed

High as fuck.

He was smizzed after smoking two blunts in a row.

by Bwoywundurr December 28, 2016

lovely sized

small, midget, short-arse

he's tall and you're... lovely sized

by secretlysmall October 28, 2009

Grinch-sized load

A large pile of random things, usually in the bed of beater truck, tied down so poorly & arranged so precariously that you're sure that, while driving behind it, something will fall off, crack your windshield or cause major damage to your vehicle.
Any truck so full of junk & miscellaneous items that when pass them,you expect to see the Grinch at the wheel & his dog Max running in front to keep the whole thing going.

Lynne: Look at that truck with the swing set, 3 bikes, sheet rock, a fridge, mattresses held down by a twist tie!
Dalton: What were they thinking, hauling such a Grinch-sized load!

by Mama goose January 6, 2014

Skal - sized

a way to describe someone as fat

"bro that cat is so fat it's Skal - sized

by crimynuts October 24, 2023

Sizzled Chicken Jung

This is simply another name for scrambled eggs. Not to be confused with any of the sexual acts with the same name.

"What the hell is that all over your face?"
"Sizzled chicken jung."

by Moth Monster Man January 16, 2009

Fun sized

A short girl who everyone loves. She is bubbly, sweet, and bounces around being friends with everybody. She has a great rack and will most likely ask you for piggy back rides.

Becca: Can I have a piggy back ride?
Dude: Of course you can. You're fun sized!

by arstdderpvelopment January 3, 2014