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Sims the situation

Simsing the situation is a mechanism for change whether positive or negative it is up to the lord, but simsing the situation guarantees that the female or male will reveal their true intentions with you.
Mate, I think it’s time you Sims the situation

You might as well just Sims the situation to figure out if she feels you
by Space typhoon September 17, 2019
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Situated informant

A person law enforcement cooperates with to put in a situation to build a case against another.
"There's the main rat Mildred being a situated informant once again; looking around left and right before getting into her car and leaving to make sure nobody sees her talk to the police."

Also known to run with a ragtag police department whose incompetence

is so horrible they've issued warrants for individuals in supermax prisons and probation violation warrants for dead people based on sketchy eyewitnesses.
by vAnlifemethsmokinghooker October 27, 2023
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situational obliviousness

The opposite of situational awareness. Having no clue what's going on around you. Straight-line thinking - aware of your world and its goings ons only.
Sheila almost ran over a biker because of her situational obliviousness.

Mike called the boss a stuck up turd when he was right behind him. That situational obliviousness has him working the weekend.
by testicles...that is all May 18, 2011
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g situation

A scenario or predicament that is of at most, a minor inconvenience. Usually, one person involved will blow it way out of proportion, and everyone else will probably laugh at them in secret for it. Or the phrase can be used sarcastically to describe a minor inconvenience
Friend A to friends B and C: “My friend didn’t say good morning! What is wrong with them!”

Friend B to friend C in secret: “This is a total g situation”
by Cheese tastes like sand December 19, 2020
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fun situation

It’s when you’re flirting with someone and it’s “fun” between you two but You aren’t talking or a thing..... yet
We playfully flirt It’s a “fun situation
by Lila_g September 10, 2019
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Situational Socialist

Noun.

An individual who briefly embraces the concepts of Socialism after a lifetime of objection and hostility to it. This is done to satisfy a momentary need for its benefits, which the individual has actively sought to deny others when they needed it. Once the need is satisfied, the Situational Socialist will then usually resume hostility and objection to Socialism as before and resume seeking to deny it benefits to others, while acting as though the previous aid was never needed nor granted.

See also: Hypocrite.
"So Rand Paul and Thomas Massie asked for emergency government aid today."
"Wait, the Kentucky guys who always voted to deny emergency aid to LITERALLY everyone else in the U.S. their whole time in office?"
"Yup."
"Wow. When did they switch parties?"
"Ahahaha. Nah, man, they're just Situational Socialists."

"Ayn Rand railed against US government benefits and defined its recipients as “parasites” and “looters” in her works, but rushed to take in Social Security and Medicare benefits when she needed them herself."
by π in the sky December 12, 2021
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situational farting

Expelling gas through one's asshole, in a controlled state, taking into consideration in advance, one's surroundings.
"Eric was able to get away with crop dusting in a meeting, due to his situational farting talents."
by gobroberts October 22, 2013
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