shit a brick sideways

An EXTREME case of constipation

Before:
I feel like I'm going to shit a brick sideways!!!

After:
Man my ass hurts, I just shit a brick sideways.

by HDR February 4, 2004

Reverse sidewalk rule

When a man walks by his girlfriend on the inside of the sidewalk while making her walk closest to the road, that way if there's any danger she can take the damage leaving the man to escape unharmed. It's human nature.

Reverse sidewalk rule? Nah man, fuck that she can walk closest to the street, I ain't about to take on a moving car.... I'm not about that life, bitches are replaceable, I'm not.

by anonymous March 30, 2022

Go Sideways

Jargon; most commonly found among enforcement officers, military, and those in similar circles, including criminals.

Used to describe when a tense situation, usually an operation of some kind, suffers a catastrophic breakdown and devolves into near-chaos, usually requiring violence and/or aggression to restore order.

Likewise, to say something "almost went sideways" means that such a breakdown was narrowly averted.

1) The drug bust went sideways when the dealer found the undercover cop's wire.
2) The bank robbery almost went sideways when someone set off an alarm, but the robbers got their money and got clear before the police could respond.
3) "Man, I hope this chopper patrol doesn't go sideways on us."

by Just A Dude August 26, 2012

fuck me sideways with a chainsaw

referring to someone who is really screwed. just a bigger emphasis on how fucked they are.

this is far from a good thing, if you couldn't tell by the name.

mother; "we're going to visit your grandparents tomorrow! yay!"
daughter; "fuck me sideways with a chainsaw."

by josie minus the pussycats June 29, 2011

sidewalk slam

A sidewalk slam (AKA slammer, sidewalk slammer, or just a slam) is a beverage concocted by mixing any Malt Liquor 40 oz. with an alcoholic energy drink such as Sparks, Tilt, or my personal favorite, Four Loko. This beverage, commonly consumed by smelly kids with dreadlocks and big goofy grins is one of the cheapest and quickest ways to get drunk that i have ever personally experienced. It is known to cause blackouts, bad decisions (i.e. taking LSD at midnight when you have work the next day), and awful hangovers, too.

My favorite sidewalk slam is made from High Gravity Side Pocket 10.5% ABV taken 75% down and mixed with an orange Four Loco! let's get a fuckin slam!

-phone rings-
Me - Ughhh...hello?
Henry - Hey man. Let's go get some slams.
Me - Dude. It's 10 AM.
Henry - Exactly.

Dillon - You want to get a slam?
Me - Sure. Let's get drunk.
Dillon - Can i get a Xanax from you?
Me - No.

Steven - Hey man. Let's go get a slammer.
Me - Why the hell not?
Henry - I've got some Ketamine, too.
Me - I don't want any Ketamine, man.
-three hours into a slam session-
Me - Alright. Give me some K.

by space cadet slam November 21, 2010

Honk Shnew

When someone really cute wants to go to sleep.

Person One: What's wrong? Are you tired?
Person Two: Honk shnew. *falls asleep*

by misskitten02 June 7, 2018

Sidewalk Slammer

A drink that is for blacking out, its a 40 Oz of any beer that you drink halfway and fill it up with a four loko.

Yo do you want to play edward forty hands with sidewalk slammers and blackout?

by Blackout Nixon October 14, 2018