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Simon Cowell

People I hate most!:

You!

Myself!

Simon FUCKING Cowell!
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Simon Cowell

Simon Cowell is ❌
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Simon Cowell

The twat.
I really hate Simon Cowell.
Dude, I fucking hate Simon Cowell.
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Simon Cowell’d

That will be a no from me.
Dude: I just asked her out and got Simon Cowell’d.

Waiter: Would you like to try the squid, tonight?

Customer: That’s a no from me.
Waiter: Why does the squid always get Simon Cowell’d?
by Luna Stark November 20, 2019
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simon cowell day

A day when u just wanna criticise anything and everything around u....regardless of how good the day is actually going...with reference to a certain Simon Cowell, the ultimate critic
Man...yesterday I had such a Simon Cowell day...I was fishing on my sailboat, doing some Bud, with my wife blowing my pipe...and I still found a reason to complain!!!
by Animesh Prasad June 19, 2008
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Simon Cowell anti-christ

Simon Cowell, the most evil person in the world is actually the anti-christ.

Simon Cowell, the creator of idol and x-factor, also known for signing terrible ''''''musicians'''''' as 5ive, westlife and Il Divo, Is secretly on a mission to destroy all that is good about music by homogenizing it and changing it from being all about music into all about marketing. Soon all our musicians will be attractive white folk with perfect teeth and no creative talent, knowing only how to sing vapid, cliched love songs in the style of karaoke if he is not stopped soon.
Simon Cowell evil vapid anti-christ bad music new hitler cunt fuckhead dick anti music patronizing
Simon Cowell anti-christ
by Daneoid81 March 4, 2011
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Simon Cowell Effect

This phenomenon involves the making of an extortionate amount of money from an individual or group of people with little or no discernable talent.
A: That Cheryl Cole is so popular...why do you think it is?

B: Must be the Simon Cowell effect....
by Supersare June 28, 2011
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