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Smiling Commando

When a chick brings it upon herself to wear a very short skirt and no under in public. Often sitting down and flashing her vertical smile to everyone who just happen to glance and smile back.
Guy 1: Dude look at that over there. That bitch over there is totally giving me a smiling commando.

Guy 2: She should've put on some damn underwear. Whore.

Guy 1: Thank God she didn't :D
by DefenderoftheFaith January 7, 2011
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smiling caboose

When you take your first finger and middle finger and twist them together like your crossing your fingers, but you straighten them (still crossed) and you stick them in your rectum and uncross them. Enjoy
Last night we were doing in and he gave me a smiling caboose.
Please baby let me smiling caboose you!
by Atomic Shadow & Smil3kills August 25, 2013
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Smiling Willy

Damn! That girl gave me a smiling willy!
by oh deary me May 11, 2015
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Smiling Like a Dog Shitting Razorblades

A term used to describe a situation where one needs to smile or act happy even though they are in severe pain physically and or mentally. References how dogs (most dogs) facial expression remains the same even when they are in pain. Usually used to describe an unpleasant interaction with authority.

Another variation of this phrase is shaking like a dog shitting razorblades
"The boss was screaming right in her face but she just stood there smiling like a dog shitting razorblades."
by FutureGhost November 13, 2018
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Smiling gunman

Your murderers might come to you with a smile, but most of the time they are not still wearing one at the time they kill you. A smiling gunman is rare.
by Solid Mantis March 7, 2021
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smiling titan

Possibly the hottest MILF in anime existence.
The smiling titan from AOT is so sexy!
by titan.stan February 26, 2022
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alley smiling

Indulging in a brief bout of oral sex in a darkened hallway, alley or narrow opening.
brb... I'm just walking outside with my boo for some alley smiling
by mr. pickles December 16, 2015
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