Shmience

A description that uses real scientific terms to say something that is actually complete gibberish.

"The virus, after parthenogenesis, enters the spine via osmosis and begins mitochondrial fusion."

"That is complete shmience."

by aphraela December 23, 2012

simferopol

least based city in Russia. Home to many Simps and losers tbh.

CK: Yo bruh I went to Simferopol last summer
Moose: ye cause ur a simp lmao ofc you went to SIMPerpol

by uber based July 26, 2020

simi

a very good person she is very smart, has a top level of humor and they usually have the best style

I wish I was like simi

by arnavvvvvvv November 22, 2021

Angry Simeran

A very angry Indian man who probs does cadets and shit. He also targets any girl who is in a radius of 10000000000000 kilometres, he will then proceed to find their Instagram and follow them. Has a yellow account and gets his dick dirty over phat bitches. Wants a white-girl but he'll have an arranged marriage. Says he doesn't date Indians.

Fuck Angry Simeran good job getting those 10 extra atar points

by Taylan Celiker May 10, 2018

Pulling a Simeon

Dry snitching on someone else to get what you want and get others on your side.
Reference to GTA V's Simeon Yetarian, who constantly lies and manipulates others to get what he wants.

Hey did you hear what happened to Kayden? Aaron was pulling a Simeon on him

by St4lk_e3r February 15, 2022

Minute of Simeon

The one minute extra that you are always entitled to stay under the shower, no matter what. Named after its inventor, Simeon.

Wife: almost ready showering? I'm late for work.
Me: I'm finished in 10 sec, you can undress
10 seconds later...
Wife: okay, let me in, my turn
Me: no, I am not finished yet
Wife: but you said you were done
Me: Yes I am done... so now I am havig my minute of Simeon
Response suggestion
Wife: Ahh okay, almost forgot, one is always entitled to that minute, I will wait patiently.

by Not Simeon March 3, 2023

Simic

if you have this as your last name, your fuckin awesome and well endowed

oh so your last name is simic..... i could of guessed by your awesome swag

by as24 October 14, 2009