sideburn cock

The 1970's pornos had sideburns on their cocks cos it was so old and pathetic.

Or a common insult.

Holy shit craig, that porno is so old the dude has a sideburn cock

dan: dude, shawn can be such a sideburn cock
craig: yeah i agree lawl!

by DDPRO March 18, 2006

Portuguese Sideburns

When a woman's moustache is so long and curved downwards that it reaches her cheeks. It gives the image of a set of sideburns.

Oh man, every single chick over there has Portuguese sideburns. What are we at an Elvis convention?

by VinegarStrokes April 23, 2009

German Sideburns

This is performed when you take a shit, while clentching your butt cheeks together, then taking your shit caked ass to each side of your partners face, working from top to bottom, being sure to coat the whole side of the face. The goal is to make a pair of shitty sideburns...excuse the pun. If you want to be festive, scream something in German.

We were role playing one night, as seventies disco dancers, and wanted to step it up a notch. I gave that skank some German Sideburns...a pair of mutton chops to be proud of. I am a regular Picaso...VOLKSWAGEN!!!

by Cagna Cazzo December 13, 2010

Neil Young Sideburns

Overflow of pubic hair sticking out of the sides of a woman's panties.

Dude, she needed a trim so bad, it looked like Neil Young Sideburns peeking out of her pants!

by ClamRider November 08, 2007

cell phone sideburn

The line of grease or dirt resembling a sideburn that's left on your cheek after having a long conversation on your smart phone. This happens more often with people who typically have dirty hands and handle their phone throughout the day.

After an hour long phone conversation with my boss, I realized I now had a cell phone sideburn.

by Dr. Fuzzy December 15, 2014

Naked Booty Sideburns

When females don't have any hair edges. The sideburn area is naked...like a baby's booty.

I WOULD cut my hair short, but I'm worried about my naked booty sideburns showing.

by Missy McMisserton November 10, 2010

pussy on your sideburn

n. when the girl's vagina gets cold and needs warmth. who needs underwear? just grab your guy's sideburn to keep you warm! for convenience his mouth is located close so you get warmth and pleasure! killing two birds with one stone what could be better than this?

nikki manaj: okay i get it, let me think, i guess it's my turn, maybe it's time to put this pussy on your sideburns

by elderly currency April 16, 2010