shrek

penetrates yo ass hole and makes your but tear

shrek penetrated my but hole

by nickhoweswatermelonswag May 23, 2014

Shrek

An internet god

People on the internet often pray to Shrek as he penetrates their anus and yells "This is my swamp now!"

by Dubiks November 12, 2018

Shrek

A pedophile ogre who molests 9-year-old boys.

Shrek is love Shrek is life.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh July 15, 2022

Shrek

Our one true God. He has the power to sneak into our house at night and butt-rape us. As they say, Shrek is love, Shrek is life. He has a monstrous penis that will penetrate your sphincter, and large hands that will spread yo cheeks like butter. He has a sexy onion aroma, and a soothing Scottish accent. It is said that he will kill anyone that does not show respect towards him, you've been warned. He also despises Fortnite and loves Despacito 11.

Shrek is my sugar-daddy
I want to taste his onion juice (¬_¬)

by J-to the Dizzle January 19, 2019

Shrek

Shrek is our smexy thicc lord. Shrek is love, shrek is life. Shrek enjoys thy onions. Most fanpeople of the shrek are planning to kill his wife to take shrek for oursel- Hail the Shrek

Shrek is love
Shrek is life

by toast._.kathen May 16, 2019

Shrek

An all powerful being. He is life, he is life. The sexiest creature to exist. Shaggy couldn’t beat him using all of his power.He is also Aurora’s husband.

Person 1:I sacrificed my sister to Shrek.
Person 2: I wish I was your sister

by WHY R ALL DA GOOD NAMES TAKEN April 9, 2019

Shrek

Shrek is our God, our lord and our savior.

Guy 1: "I swear to God!"

Guy 2: "Don't swear to Shrek!"

by chounky March 12, 2019