showty

partner,peer,friend,associate, some one who you call if you need there attention

hey showty is u going to da atrium?

by Allen June 6, 2004

Shorthand

The form of typing in which illiterates type.

Examples of "shorthand" include: u, ur, r, y, wat, dat, skool...

Illiterates type this way & claim it is "shorthand," because they believe it's easier & takes less time to type out than full, proper sentences.

Illiterate: "ya dis is shorthand u lozer ts easier 2 type lyk dis n dont take as long"

by Morava March 9, 2007

shorth

Shorth (Noun): The noun form of short; opposite of length.

See also: coolth

"As soon as Andrea arrived at the dance, the shorth of her dress became the conversation point of the night."

"Trevor's shorth had always embarrassed him; he was dwarved by most of his peers."

by WordDefiner February 2, 2008

Showtato

An event that involves wrapping a potato in tin foil, placing it in the microwave, cooking it for 30 seconds, and watching the show that follows.

Hey, you want to come over to my place and watch the showtato?

by B Thunda January 21, 2020

The Showtime

A sex position involving one person (usually the male) to enter the second person (female) from behind. A spooning position. Named after the fact that it's the only position that is allowed to be shown in a soft core porno that is aired late at night on Showtime.

Dude, i was watching some crazy porno called Sex Games Cancun 2 and the only move they ever did was the showtime!

by sarahsaurus November 3, 2008

ShowTime

A cable network, much like HBO, but not as popular.

Do you have Showtime?

Nope, I watch HBO.

by BamMANGA August 29, 2006

shorthorn

a term for what you call the queers from the Univ. of Texas.

sooners 65 shorthorns 13
sooners 63 shorthorns 14

You get the idea Texass is just a bunch of losers and cry babies.

by Bob Stoops July 27, 2004