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short bus 

the vehicle that the government protected classes of people choose to ride because their to ignorant to notice their own short comings.
ted: have you ever had to ride the the short bus, Bob?

Bob: not since I realized that getting any government welfare gets you nowhere.
short bus by oldmountianman October 8, 2014

short bus 

A small shuttle bus used to transport lesser known VIPs not important enouph to merit a limousine service.
On Parliament Hill in Ottawa the lesser known politicians travel around by short bus.
short bus by Bill the Cat April 29, 2008

Short Bus 

Defending 2 time Humpday Fantasy Football Champion. It might not be pretty, but it tends to work.
Wow, the Short bus really fucked up Chi-Town's Meat Co. this weekend. Chi-town sure looked good on paper, but the Bus found yet another way to win. Those drooling retards can sure throw, catch and run.
Short Bus by BC_34 October 14, 2011

short bus 

Dummy. A phrase made popular by the demon-slaying love child of Beatrix Kiddo and Taylor Swift. Later made popular by Ruby from Supernatural.
'' It's called being a normal teenager, short bus. Boys are a part of it.'' -The Demon-Slaying Love Child of Taylor Swift and Beatrix Kiddo
short bus by BabydollDame22 December 24, 2016

short bus 

A person with a small penis or smaller than an average penis
I have a big dick - dude

Haha not even close, short bus -girl
short bus by Kmach16 August 11, 2017