Shopping

Shopping is the incomparable feeling of joy when buying something completely useless that you're only gonna wear once.

person: "that's a cute top!"
another human being: "thanks I went shopping yesterday."

by lana rose May 14, 2020

Shop

Place where pictures go to have as many penises photoshopped on them as possible. Usually the shop is open.

Hey Pauly Dangerously I need some cocks added to this picture of someone you don't know. Is the Shop Open?

by Corner Pocket June 30, 2021

Shopping

Buying a whole lot of shit you don’t really need

Today I went shopping at the mall.

by Minecraft1238 September 24, 2018

shopping

the best activity ever invented. depending on the store you can get some great stuff. the prices of the stuff varies. you can buy clothes, makeup, cars, groceries, accesories, furniture etc!

i went shopping today and got some really cute outfits!

by only the coolest girl March 20, 2005

The Shop

Noun. Barber or Beauty Shop where everything goes down or is discussed on the West Side of a city.

I need a fly cut, so Imma swing by The Shop before I kick it to the crib to chill for a minute.

by Terry Bad Ice March 29, 2017

shopping

v. the act of going out and buying a bag of weed

"Dude do you want to hangout after im done shopping?"

by Mr. French and P-Tuck January 9, 2008

Shopping

The act of having sex.

Boy1: Can we do some shopping tonight?
Girl1: Yeah sure, you won't be able to shop for a week.

Boy1: Man, I did so much shopping last week.
Boy2: I haven't shopped for a week.

Girl1: I shop around a lot.
Girl2: You go girl!

by Unhappyclown May 13, 2011