similar to fuck me boots, porno shoes are shoes that women wear, typically worn by women in porno flicks. They're usually high-heeled stiletto shoes, or slutty looking platform shoes, or a hybrid of both. Said shoes can be worn anywhere, and can be compounded with short skirts or tight pants/shorts to further convey the 'i want some' signal.
- don't wear those porno shoes to church, all the old ladies are gonna be whispering about you behind your back.
- damn, look at those shoes she has on. Total porno shoes.
- damn, look at those shoes she has on. Total porno shoes.
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Heard more in past decades than currently--but NOT a dead expression, by any means. Although you'll likely only hear it come from the lips of the white, local-born folks living in the bigger, Northeast metro areas of the US.
The best definition is no definition. Better to put it this way: consider it the cleaner mouthed, more socially acceptable (especially in mixed company) way of saying "Don't bust my balls." The two expressions are virtually interchangeable.
The best definition is no definition. Better to put it this way: consider it the cleaner mouthed, more socially acceptable (especially in mixed company) way of saying "Don't bust my balls." The two expressions are virtually interchangeable.
1PM, Steve shows up 3 hours late for work...
The Boss: "Good morning, Steve--glad you could join us."
Steve: "C'mon boss, don't squeeze my shoes, will ya? You worked me for 13 hours yesterday and I didn't get home until 7AM."
The Boss: "Good morning, Steve--glad you could join us."
Steve: "C'mon boss, don't squeeze my shoes, will ya? You worked me for 13 hours yesterday and I didn't get home until 7AM."
by Boneyard, Nails October 17, 2015
Get the squeeze my shoes mug.A rule in colleges that states that if one falls asleep with his shoes on, he is fair game for shaming. If one has the presence of mind to take off thier shoes before going to bed, it is ruled that he has merely fallen asleep, rather than passed out in a drunken stupor.
::Waking up with a big cock drawn on his face:: FUCK! Why didn't I take my shoes off? Goddamn shoes rule...
by Steven Hopkins March 8, 2006
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Commonly mistaken for the word "shush", but I assure you, they mean the same thing.
Can also be used as a way to describe the causing of someone to be quiet.
Commonly mistaken for the word "shush", but I assure you, they mean the same thing.
Can also be used as a way to describe the causing of someone to be quiet.
Friend: ::playfully insults you::
You: Oh shoosh...
Friend: ::playfully insults you::
You: Don't make me shoosh you...
Friend: ::continues::
You: ::covers their mouth to stop them from continuing to insult you::
You: Oh shoosh...
Friend: ::playfully insults you::
You: Don't make me shoosh you...
Friend: ::continues::
You: ::covers their mouth to stop them from continuing to insult you::
by notthatoneguythatyouthinkitis November 26, 2016
Get the Shoosh mug.A noob so undeniably new and inexperienced at a particular activity or event that it is fo sho inarguable whether that person is a noob or not anymore. By being called a noob fo shoob, it is without a doubt that that person is terrible or lame and everyone else knows it.
by BigTestedCoals January 20, 2009
Get the noob fo shoob mug.A nickname for soul, funk and blues music, the term was coined by Richie Blackmore, when refusing to record music written by Glenn Hughes and David Coverdale in the Deep Purple MKIII lineup.
"He announced he was leaving prior to the tour, because he didn't want to play any of this "shoeshine music" he called it, that I wrote, and David wrote"
by 3eyed March 14, 2009
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