Alabama shoelace

When you perform a good lynching

“Did you see that alabama shoelace yesterday”.

“Yeah it was good for those damn negroes”

by farty turds March 4, 2019

Transylvanian Shoelace

The act of masturbating until you cum on a person's bare feet*, when the person bends over to wipe the cum off of their feet you procede to bite the person's anus causing them to bleed profusely.

*not to be confused with 'bear feet' because this will result in serious injury, and/or death to the masturbatory party

Mr. Jennings was being an ass hat, so I gave him the Transylvanian Shoelace.

by Mike J. Hawk June 19, 2007

autistic shoelace

A rather tiresome shoelace that refuses to tie, or stay tied, such as because the shoelace is autistic.

Bro I swear to god if this autistic shoelace unties one more time I'm gonna jump off of this god damn muthafukin bridge

by Autistic Shoelace April 18, 2018

rocky shoelace

when you shit yourself while wearing a g-string

girl 1: why are you walking funny?

girl 2: i just had a rocky shoelace.

girl 1: eww you got a doody thong on?!?

by jay tay trev p5 November 18, 2009

anal shoelace

Anal shoelace- when you grap a girls butthole and tie it in a knot

Joe-I anal shoelaces that girl all night. It was great.
Kyle-I know, right dude.

by Penis Cruncher October 12, 2016

Serbian Shoelace

The act of cumming in a woman's hair and then tying her hair into a knot.

Don: I accidentally came in your hair.
Malinda:. Well you might as well finish and give me a Serbian Shoelace.

by Sample Sam June 23, 2018

Shoelace Belt

Shoelace belts have probably been around since shoelaces were invented. They were originally a product of necessity: you lose your regular belt, you're short on time, so you grab an old shoe, yank out the lace and floss it through your beltloops. Bingo.
Possibly the first famous person to wear a shoelace belt was skateboarder Rodney Mullen, thus making shoelace belts popular with skateboarders. Now, all sorts of people are wearing shoelace belts including hip hop star, Wiz Khalifa.
Companies such as Panasaya Clothing are even making shoelace belt made from laces specifically designed to be used as belts so they won't stretch, like normal shoelaces.

My old belt broke so i'm rockin a shoelace belt.

by Sk4teN3rd June 16, 2011