Shit Shocked

When you are waiting to use a public toilet and the person is taking forever, you reach over the stall and taser the person so they shit uncontrollably. Then you can pull them out of the stall and take your shit and leave before they wake up. Usually done by police or little old ladies.

I had to take a shit and got tired of waiting so I shit shocked this dude, dropped a grumping and left.

by Moneyshotman February 7, 2010

Shell Shocked

Shell Shocked: When a woman parties so hard the night before and ends up in the emergency room the next day with terrible genital pains only to find a dead turtle in her vagina.

Wow girl! I was at a party last night and had way to much to drink and woke up shell shocked!

by ICE BEARD THE PIRATE October 2, 2018

suckhead

A person who sucks!

That guy is a real suckhead!

by Ernest Stephenson October 31, 2003

shocked

The act of sticking out your index,middle and pinky finger, then inserting the index and middle finger into a woman's vagina and the pinky into her anus.

Damn man I shocked that bitch last night!

by MarkCox April 22, 2003

shookhead

meaning a person who is scared or worried or frightened

person 1 : i said i would shank pete and he got well shookhead

person 2 : i love u mann

person 1: omfg im well shookhead

by magic bean October 5, 2005

Shmackhead

Comes from the work “Smacked” as in waisted, drug, or not sober.

Someone who is always under the influence of a controlled substance. Also another name for a drug abuser.

That kid is always under the influence of something. Cannot ever stay sober. Such a Shmackhead

by The Hood Dictionary June 6, 2018

Shell shocked

When a cold gust of wind hits a man and his penis retreats back into its body, such as a turtle when it gets scared.

“So did you go all the way with Sally?”
“Nah I got shell shocked before I walked in”.

by Lil Lep January 25, 2018