Shining

To smile or to be filled with excitement and joy

Basically to smile as wide as you can .... / Haha I’m “Shining.” :D

by Jackolantern31 October 18, 2018

Shining the Butler

To waste time lavishing attention (ostensibly in the form of sexual favors) onto a party who cannot provide you any form of significant reward or upward mobility, while the reigning and more influential members of the metaphorical household go unserviced.

Joey spent all day showing his project to the junior VP but I told him he's really just shining the butler, Jenkins the new CTO makes all the decisions around here!

by GentlemanlyScholar March 26, 2011

scrote shrinking

What happens to the scrotum in cold weather

Damn! This is some scrote shrinking cold

by srstein January 25, 2021

Shining Murphy

When you jizz a line down an Irish girl's back, and then you shove a potato up her ass.

French fries may be substituted for the potato, however, the whole carton must be inserted as well.

This maneuver lost some popularity in the Potato Famine of 1845 when the Irish realized,"Hey, we gotta eat that afterward and these are hard to come by."

"Molly couldn't poo for a week because her boyfriend Seamus gave her a Shining Murphy."

"Shannon was in the bathroom for an hour and a half pulling french fries out of her colon."

"I do so love your Shining Murphies, Patrick, but the mashed potatoes have acquired a strange taste recently."

by Mezron September 12, 2008

I'm shining

The act of sexual intercourse, namely from behind--man's best friend's favorite position. During this act, rub your palm in a circular motion on said behind as if you're waxing a car or polishing a nice bubble butt. Also known as waxing--waxing that ass.

WIZ KHALIFA - Black And Yellow lyrics:
my girl left me cuz Im f-cking with some otha chicks
not a freak but she a redbone
this aint for one night I'm shining all week bro

by BagelNutsInYaMouth January 7, 2011

Shining Sword

When a male is engaging in anal sex with a female and right before he pulls his cock out he punches her on the ass causing her to tighten her ass muscles so he can pull it out with no shit residue on his penis. It comes out sparkling clean like a shining sword just returned from a high intensity battle.

Lonnie: I pulled the good old fashioned "shining sword" maneuver on my bitch last night when I was ass fucking her because I didnt want any shit stains on my cock.

Rory: Ahh the good old shining sword, thats the oldest trick in the book.

by CatCity Mike June 8, 2011

Shirking

When the singer in the band neglects his duty when it comes to packin' shit up and goes missing. Then conveniently returns when all the gear is packed up and says he was "networking".

Bass player: where's the singer?

Guitarist: What a shirking bastard!

by Betamax August 29, 2014