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Melvin P. Shlump

A false name, used worldwide, given to the police when they cannot identify you.
I lied to the officer, told her my name was Melvin P. Shlump she said I was the third Melvin that week.
by Black History Month November 15, 2020
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Melvin P. Shlump

A false name, used worldwide, given to the police when they cannot identify you.
I lied to the officer, told her my name was Melvin P. Shlump she said I was the third Melvin that week.
by Black History Month November 15, 2020
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shlump/shlumpy/shlumpiness

To "shlump" is to dress informally, in a relaxed, casual manner.
Jake looked totally shlumpy in his sweat pants.
by readyXsetXkill June 17, 2004
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shlump/shlumpy/shlumpiness

That meal was full of shlumpiness!
by craig May 7, 2004
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sHlumped

Purple you’re fuckin sHlumped there’s no dobermans in the fucking truck that’s a headrest.
by Chefboylt April 4, 2022
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Shlump

(/sh⋅l⋅Ūm⋅p/)
Verb: The action after loosing one's bones. Where after all of your bones vanish or are taken out of your body, you turn into a pile of meat and skin, slowly falling, like a potato sack in slow motion, into a puddle on the floor.
Ah man did you see what happened to Jessica in that horror movie with that insane doctor? When she lost her bones she totally shlump(ed).
by Lobster_with_a_gun November 19, 2022
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Shlump

the way people express the best feeling in the world.

Each person has only ONE Shlump in the world. The Best moment of his/hers life!
Me: OMG!!! I JUST Shlumped
My Friend: Wow man TMI!
by Fresco_ March 4, 2019
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