shithouse poet

1. One who speaks made up poetry to you while you are sitting in the bathroom.
2. One who writes made up poetry on the bathroom walls.

I am the shithouse poet, as if you didn't know it... I came here to sit and think, but alas all i've done is shit and stink.

by Johnny July 16, 2004

slither.io

Slither.io: is a game that a guy like Keith or Addison would play.

Slither.oi: Online game that is addicting as fuck it involves snakes eating each other and getting bigger. Soon addicting!

Keith: DUUUDDEEE I almost died playing slither.io!
Addison: You suck.
Kate: So true tho!

by Anreaa June 10, 2016

shithouse reporter

A news or current affairs' reporter/journalist who has shown through the many stories that they have done that they really really suck at their job.

(insert name here) is a real shithouse reporter

by the_chocolate_juggernaut August 3, 2007

shithoused

drunk out of your mind

I'm so shithoused I don't even remember my name!

by Lindzy August 1, 2003

shithole

A really bad place or building, especially somewhere undesirable to live or work.

You can only judge a shithole by the turds that pass through it.

by Jon K January 1, 2004

Slitheening

The act of blowing up your cheeks, protruding your bottom lip, and unzipping an imaginary zipper on your forehead.

"Tom was totally slitheening at the football game last night, when a spaceship crashed into Big Ben."

by The Thirteenth Doctor August 17, 2011

Sheithead

1. A person who continuously acts like a whore
2. A person who speaks a "Sheithead" language that is simply english muttered to the point that it cannot be understood
3. A very annoying person who wont shut the fuck up
4. A male who also has a cunt
A male with a walk-in asshole big enough to hold a mexican family reunion

Alex is such a Sheithead!!!!!!!

by Alex likes men June 18, 2011