Shiftswitch

A type ill muthafucka. The type that'll get fresh at a moments notice. Usually the type who rocks rasta dreads but can come in any shape or form.

Look at ruudz, he straight shiftswitching that beat yo!!

by jizzill November 18, 2004

shidwith

When your peice of gum accidentally falls out of your mouth. Can happen when talking, yawning, or even just breathing.

"oh shit, I just shidwithed"

by kyleloeff June 13, 2006

Shittich

The game of using a toilet broomstick to chase snitches around the bowl.

After a heavy lunch at Hogwarts, Harry spent a good deal of time playing Shittich before finally emerging from the washrooms.

by Monkey699 July 15, 2009

shitbitch

Word used after an unfortuate event.

Shitbitch, now my shirt is shitbitched!

by hahaha December 5, 2003

shititch

a scratch to the ass due to incessant itching. should not be executed in public.

"I was standing outside the club when I had a shititch, man that shit was embarassing but i had to do it."

by itsaterribleone December 22, 2008

shitznitch

someone who is a shit head bitch, who treats her friends like crap to get a boy that only likes her for her ass, because everything else about her is unappealing!.....no one likes her after 5 years of knowing them and they are shit head, mofo, bitch

L: hey look at that shitznitch
M: oh my lord
boy: i like big butts and i cannot lie!

by ihatelife October 17, 2005

shitwich

for some reason you leap off the toilet while taking a shit, in which the resulting action causes the hot turd to be smooshed between your ass

dude1: NO WAY i just won $1 mil. in the lotto!

dude1 leaps up

dude1: uuuuhhhhh man i just made a shitwich.

by lake placid black guy October 31, 2009