Shitdick

During a shower, when one washes their asshole with a wash cloth, then washes their dick right after. Therefore leaving a shit residue on there shaft! More odor than apearance!

After a nice clean shower, my girl thought she was safe! Little did she know she was getting a healthy dose of the shitdick!

That bitch is a hoe bag. I bet she doesn't even notice the shitdick!

by Beeble lover July 12, 2014

shitdick

The state of a penis after penetrating a rectum without a condom

I fucked her in the ass but I was left with shitdick

by Zarmanov May 20, 2003

shitkicker

70's - 80's slang for cowboy, cowboy "wanna' be", or urban cowboy (wouldn't know what to do w/ the bull if/when he ever got it by the horns!)

Them shitkickers probably never done broke more sweat than trying the Texas 2-step or line dancing down at the Broken Spoke. Give real cowboys a bad name!

by hydrogeo December 26, 2004

shitdick

Deregatory term used for men of the homosexual persuasion.

Look at those two shitdicks over there - you know they're gonna be packing each other's asses tonight.

by Kurt December 31, 2004

Shitnick

A dumbfuck; a fucknut; someone more worthless than a peso; your semi-retarded brother who likes to fuck pumpkins.

"Close the door, shitnick, you're letting all the flies in!"

"Stop fucking that pumpkin, shitnick!"

by Brendon November 18, 2003

shitkicker

A lower class white person who hails from a rural area

All of Hicksville's shitkickers gathered at the rodeo arena on Saturday nights.

by Dolphin_X April 3, 2003

shitdicky

when a man and a woman or a man and his partner have had anal sex or anal sexual intercourse the smell that is left on a mans penis from the repeated entering of the anus this smell is the result of the penis digging into the fesis, shit, or do do in the anus

a man has anal sex with his wife, she then attempts to give him oral sex, but stops because she smells a horrible smell on his penis this means your penis smells like shitdicky

by yoyo45 April 25, 2010