shitlong

equal in length as shitload is to volume

I've had this phone for a shitlong time.
That's a shitlong rope.

by jemery February 4, 2008

shitpossum

A person who, while shitting in a public bathroom stall, remains deathly silent when someone else enters the room.

"Holy shit! Someone just entered the bathroom, and I'm in mid-shit! I'm going to play shitpossum."

by Frylock1968 September 6, 2013

Shitphones

Earphones that come with a phone.

Why are you using shitphones? Just buy some normal ones.

by Jakub_kovi March 15, 2015

shitpantsed

a level of inebriation that extends well beyond that described as "shitfaced," such that bowel control is lost. Typically achieved by drinking on an empty stomach. The exact Blood Alcohol Content required to reach "shitpantsed" drunk is different for each set of bowels.

Cole didn't eat before going to open bar, and wouldn't you know he ended up shitpantsed in the bathtub.

Carl wanted to show everyone he could loosen up, but he'll never live down getting shitpantsed in front of everyone at the holiday party.

by Uncle_Colorado July 18, 2009

Shitton

A lot of something. Like a shitload. Usually asked for through drive through windows.

Worker: Do you want any sauce with that?

Guy: Yeah can I get a Shitton of Del Scorcho?

by NDUB3 February 22, 2011

Shitposter

Meme God or Goddess. Usually dedicated their lives to sharing memes and making others laugh and/or offended. 10/10 recommend having one in your life.

“Dude, your memes are so funny. You’re my favourite shitposter”

by MiriahtheAnn October 5, 2020

Shitpoop

Verb. Something so unfair, ridiculous or disgusting it cannot be described with just the word "shit" or just the word "poop". Invented and popularized by Penny Arcade creators Jerry Holkins and Mike Krahulik.

They're out of chips!? Already!? This is shitpoop!

That Urban Dictionary example was a double pile of shitpoop!

by Entropy Cow October 28, 2009