Shittles

1. Little pieces of shit that get stuck in people with hairy asses.
2. Expletive used to denounce a practice or express agahst disbelief about a particular situation.
3. Dickhead, fucker, etc.

1. My ass - heavenly haven of shittles. Taste it!
2. Shittles, the professor just shitted all over my Calc test with a red pen.
3. Monseiur shittles is at it again, willing to fuck up my day.

by Alsir November 25, 2004

Smiggles

a goofy ass hamster who name is smiggles

k: "where smiggles at?"

e: "in a cage sleeping"

by fuckcomment February 15, 2023

Salami Shingles

Can be used to describe the flaps of your vagina, also known as your meat curtains or your labia

Person 1: "Man, my salami shingles sure are sore!"
Person 2: "What the fuck."

by P.U.R.V. August 4, 2018

Shanghai Shingles

Another word the the coronavirus.

Slang for the COVID-19.

Melissa: Damn! These Chinamen got the Shanghai Shingles!

by Norsfam5 March 26, 2020

pin shiggler

When someone tries to get their dick in the hole, but keeps missing, bruising their penis.

Josh. A pin shiggler. He can never find it.

by lllllllllllllx April 20, 2014

scared shitless

When you lack faith in the integrity of the door lock to the public restroom you're using, and are so paranoid someone is going to walk in on you that panic causes sphincter muscle contraction, preventing relief of your bowels.

This could actually cause your shit to take even an even more awkwardly long time to complete, when you were hoping you could pull it off like you just ran in there for a pee.

When you eventually do emerge from the restroom, the person on the other side of the door will totes know what you been up to.

Remember to wash your hands afterwards, regardless of your productivity level.

Your hope that screaming "It's occupied" loud enough for the person in the cafe hallway to hear you will spare them from walking in, creating an awkward prison-type situation between you and an eight year old child.

*Rattling of the door handle*
"IT'S OCCUPIED!!!"
*so scared you can't shit, aka being scared shitless*

by LaRogue August 20, 2013

Kraft Shingles

When you take a package of Kraft singles american cheese and you lay the individual peices on the girls anus like shingles. You then proceed to anally sex her up until the point of ejaculation. Then you must cum upon her shingles. It might take a couple times to get a good even coverage on the cheese so drink lots of fluids before hand. Once all shingles are covered evenly make sandwiches with the cheese and take your family for a picnic. Dark, and tricky to pull of, but worth it if you got the balls.

We totally Kraft Shingled his whole family and they didn't even know!

I've experienced Kraft Shingles before. I never got over it.

by Wackattack. June 10, 2011