Number One T-shirt

sexual act whereby a man with an unwiped, freshly shitty ass titty fucks a woman leaving the doo-doo residue on her abdomen thus providing her with a number one t-shirt.

dude, she was so drunk she asked me to give her a number one t-shirt before i strawberry shortcaked her!

by satchmo April 26, 2005

Bang that shit for the one time!

Originated in Milwaukee, Wi. The term means to dance for once in front of a large group of people. Banging is a type of dance, you'd have to live in Milwaukee to know what it is.

-Everyone's dancing-
Friend 1: Ayee D you should go "bang that shit for the one time!"
Friend 2: Iight bro.
-D starts to "bang that shit" lmfao.-

by MMP. March 20, 2010

To lose one's shit

"To lose one's shit" has a very similar meaning as "to lose one's mind" Except your mind is brown, ugly, smelly, often watery, and is being dropped in, and clogging toilets at an alarming rate, as we speak.

To lose one's shit, can be used in this
case.
Guy: Was Kanye on grass when he wrote "Lift Yourself"?!
Guy 2: Fo' sheezy nigga, he lost his shit.

by Vulcan Shoryuken December 21, 2018

One-Waying Shit Talker

The type of person who will say 1 after every single kill, fakeduck, and hold oneways. When someone asks him a question, he retorts with something like "shut up nn I bet you don't even know what an LBY breaker is!"

No one asked you One-Waying Shit Talker

by Thanos' Large Purple COCK! November 24, 2019

I shit you not one cent

used to describe the wildest part of a story is 101% true, no matter how insane it might seem

"i dropped my sandwich and i shit you not one cent, it landed perfectly back on the plate!"

by Insert inside joke here August 26, 2022

No one gives a shit

When you really really want to emphasize that no one cares about something. Not only does it feel satisfying to say, it's a quick and easy way to shut someone down when they say something stupid or trivial.

Guy 1: My favorite color is white.
Guy 2: No one gives a shit.

by Dictionary-Man 2.0 December 7, 2021

Wish in one hand, shit in the other.

"Wish in one hand, shit in the other. See which one gets filled first." When a person wants the impossible.

Joe: We need world peace. Can't we just all get along?
Tom: Well Joe, Wish in one hand, shit in the other.

by ebensteben April 27, 2008