shellder

a slang term for a vagina.

shellder is the pokemon that most closely resembles a vagina.

"dude, i was chillin with jenny and she straight up showed me her shellder. so i whipped out my squirtle and we boned right there on the spot!"

by austin :OOO October 6, 2009

Shellder

APokemon that looks like a scallop and likes to bite people in their butts while they're tured around. They like sticking out their tongues and can be heard at night yelling SHELLLLLLLLLLLLDERRR! in very high-pitched voices.

Shellder bit the gay mail man in his butt, so now the gay mail man has a new pet.

by RatchetBoo April 27, 2003

Shellacking the shellaleigh

A humorous synonym for male masturbation.

I hear you couldn't get a date last night so you were Shellacking the shellaleigh insead.

by David February 11, 2005

Shetlandic

A dialect formed in the Shetland Islands.

Words which sooth-moothers don't seem to understand.

The dialect is dieing out because of all the american tv aired in britain.
Now mostly only old people speak Shetlandic.

(Sooth-moothers are southern-speakers)

I couldn't understand a word he was saying, he was speaking in Shetlandic.

by diddybug December 23, 2009

Shetland Shotgun

Someone who talks about guns all the time and they like horses too much.

Friend: Dude, look at my 12 gauge!
You: Shut the hell up you Shetland Shotgun!

by Ian Beil March 25, 2008

shlander-fluker-dandirff

a language created by Lalit Kapoor, inorder to promote the creative human spirit, and the ability of humans to communicate in the most unorderly fashion possible. Thus making the uderstanding of the language itself a(n) paradox/mystery/dilemma/unethical.

I wish I knew how to speak shlander-fluker-dandirff, then I could help humanity.

by Lalit Kapoor February 23, 2004

Shellanked

To be utterly destroyed and bamboozled by psychological manipulation and prowess

Biden and the democrats completely SHELLANKED this country

by ClitLicka April 7, 2022