shart

A huge fart with a lump in it.

As I was attempting to drive home from the local chinese restaurant, I shart myself before reaching the oval office in time.

by Big Shartman III January 5, 2005

Shart

Plural: Sharts

When you put enough pressure on your farts, that particals of shit come out of your anus too.

Person: What?! You just totally sharted man!

Person 2: How can you tell?

Person: I heard a loud blast and your pants is covered with crap.

by Migh October 1, 2009

shart

When you fart and shit comes out with it

Ben sharted his pants after he forced a fart.

by rebelwith a cause May 12, 2006

shart

To feel an explosion of gas about to shoot out except shit spit fires with juice all down your leg.

1. Coco I feel so bloated, maybe I have gas..let me try and release my air...ahhhhhhh holy shit, I just sharted everywhere.

2. Please, don't make me laugh anymore..I swear I'm going to fart..Oh my god here it comes..oh nooo I just shart and it went through my pants.

3. AAAAAAHHHH CHHHUUUUU...F@#$ I'm crying because I just sharted!

by I SLEPT WITH NELLY! April 16, 2006

Shart

When you TRY to fart, a little shit comes out...

"... I think I just sharted..."

by sjonathan July 24, 2009

shart

A fart with "substance"

Aw lawd, i sharted on the lawn and used it as bait to catch deer

by RetyTheLlama February 3, 2008

shart

a cross between a fart and a shit; where u've intended to fart but u shit in your pants instead.

Little Boy: Daddy, I've sharted on my pants! I had only wanted to fart.......

by sharty December 17, 2008