Shaeffer

When one becomes erect while taking it in the rear.

When Matt put it in James, James pulled a Shaeffer.

by asdferffefd October 9, 2008

Shaffer

A man that solicits prostitutes on craigslist and/or other internet sites.

"Hey Ken, this one is 19, and only requests a $30.00 donation."
"Dan, quit being such a Shaffer, your wife is going to find out."

by Willie Wantabe April 29, 2008

Shaferlicious

Adj. (1) Effiminate or of questionable sexual status (2) a poor dancer

"Did you see that guy that just walked by in the sweater-vest and wrestling shoes? Man, was he Shaferlicious!"

by applepie November 16, 2007

Shafer

a guy with an older and ugly girlfriend and a really weird family
a band nerd

a gayfer

Look its Shafer the gayfer!!

by supercutekid November 27, 2011

Shannon Schaefer

A 'Shannon Schaefer' is typically described as a social reject.
A 'Shannon Schaefer' typically owns 123456776432 to many cats.

Most 'Shannon Schaefer's' are full blown ferp's , even though they do not appreciate the wolf man.

They do not like dirty sand boxes and rather their stuff neat and tidy.

CHRIS , CHRIS , CHRIS, LAUREN.

Most 'Shannon Schaefer's' have a best friend that could never be replaced named Lauren to.

Shannon Schaefer's also tend to have frizzy brown hair and freckles. Leg stubble does not satify them either... SHAVE WOMEN SHAVE

Wait why is a Schaefer staring at your leg?

FERP!

"She must well be named Shannon Schaefer and live in a closet with her best friend and their cats."

by ferpsunited July 5, 2012

pulling a shaffer

to vomit in/on hands/shoes after taking a Jäger-bomb.

dude, he's "pulling a shaffer"

by Z.B.2158 December 26, 2009

Shaffer

A man that solicits prostitutes on craigslist and/or other internet sites.

"Hey Ken, this one is 19, and only requests a $30.00 donation."
"Dan, quit being such a Shaffer, your wife is going to find out."

by Willie Wantabe April 29, 2008