A game which involves a group of men who masturbate fervently like Spider Monkeys until they ejaculate all over the wall. The winner is the first person to unload while the last has to lick up all the mess.
by Segun A. May 12, 2005
Yuto had hot radioactive monkey sex with himself.
by LORD PLOPPINGTON November 18, 2003
A sensual gang bang in high temperatures. The gang that is banging is made up of monkies and ninjas. Mostly the act of hot ninja tantric monkey sex involves a close relationship with a penis and an anus...mostly.
"My boyfriend and i do the nasty approx. 23 times a day. and its more like hot ninja tantric monkey sex."
by Shaniqua Wellsfargo January 17, 2008
The most incredible type of sex possible to have, very rare and hard to find, but doing so is totally worth it.
The easiest method is to go either Amsterdam's Red Light District located in the Netherlands or (in)famous brothels in Nevada USA.
Be prepared to shell out some major cash for the best sex you will ever experience.EVER!!!
The easiest method is to go either Amsterdam's Red Light District located in the Netherlands or (in)famous brothels in Nevada USA.
Be prepared to shell out some major cash for the best sex you will ever experience.EVER!!!
Guy One: "I headed out to that one awesome strip club you told me about it kicked ass and I boned this really hot chick"
Guy Two: "Great to hear it, how was she in the sack?"
Guy One: "Amazing, easily the best I ever had, it totally counts as Super Awesome Wild Monkey Sex ."
Guy Two: "Seriously? Man your a lucky SOB! Do you have her number, I want to see if she willing to have a threesome..."
Guy Two: "Great to hear it, how was she in the sack?"
Guy One: "Amazing, easily the best I ever had, it totally counts as Super Awesome Wild Monkey Sex ."
Guy Two: "Seriously? Man your a lucky SOB! Do you have her number, I want to see if she willing to have a threesome..."
by Monkey-With-Wrench November 3, 2009
Dude 1: bro did you here about what Tyler did?
Dude 2: no.
Dude 1: he was having hawaiian monkey sex.
Dude 2: no.
Dude 1: he was having hawaiian monkey sex.
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