It is when you smoke a jay,bong,blunt with friends or other people over the internet. When someone calls for a cyber session everyone gets ready and a count down begins from 5, on 0 every person lights it up and smoke together as if they were together in real life and have a good time.
It's something I thought of when me and my friends were far away from each other and the only way we could smoke together is by being connected on the internet.
It's something I thought of when me and my friends were far away from each other and the only way we could smoke together is by being connected on the internet.
by Mr.Bartosch April 20, 2015
Get the Cyber Sessionmug. The studying a student does the day before an important test/exam that he/she has neglected all school year because he/she is too friggin' lazy to prepare.
Evan: Hey did you study for the AP test tomorrow?
Jay: No. Me and some kids are gonna skip school to have a cram session at the library.
Jay: No. Me and some kids are gonna skip school to have a cram session at the library.
by onion. June 2, 2007
Get the cram sessionmug. To scream or yell out obscene words or phrases as you drive past people walking in your car. Better to merk at hot bitches. Always puts a smile on your face
by Herbageman420 June 3, 2009
Get the Merk sessionmug. Session Depression is the come down experienced by a person (or a group of people) after a heavy drinking session spanning over at least 2 days. The depressive state, after the session can last up to a week.
After a heavy weekend Tom phones John " John, I have a bad case of session depression, I'm never drinkning like that again"
by V8_Manga December 10, 2009
Get the Session Depressionmug. When a group of friends sit around a computer and share youtube videos that they have found in the recent weeks, and take turns sharing said videos.
In a Youtube Session, there is an unspoken rule about taking turns, usually in a round robin style, but is often broken when someone exclaims that everyone "has to see" the video they have in mind.
An abbreviation of "Youtube Session" would be "Youtube Sess", with "Sess" pronounced as "Sesh".
In a Youtube Session, there is an unspoken rule about taking turns, usually in a round robin style, but is often broken when someone exclaims that everyone "has to see" the video they have in mind.
An abbreviation of "Youtube Session" would be "Youtube Sess", with "Sess" pronounced as "Sesh".
"Charlie, great Youtube Session the other night. I didn't know about Wombo Combo until Heather showed me."
"Oh, my, god. You NEED TO SEE THIS VIDEO, TIME FOR A YOUTUBE SESSION"
"Oh, my, god. You NEED TO SEE THIS VIDEO, TIME FOR A YOUTUBE SESSION"
by Kangaroo captain December 10, 2009
Get the Youtube Sessionmug. *skype rings* *sound ends*
Matt types: ffs pick up kid
*10 mins later*
Phil types: sorry m8, fap session
Matt types: ffs pick up kid
*10 mins later*
Phil types: sorry m8, fap session
by cyahick November 23, 2013
Get the fap sessionmug. When you and a buddy pour some cereal (Cheerios most of the time) and sit on a table and chat about personal issues.
John: Hey man lets have a Cereal Session
Brandon: hell yeah!
(John and Brandon pull up a seat and begin talking as their eating cereal.)
John: Hey whats up how life man?
Brandon: Dude I think my girlfriend is cheating on me.
John: why man?
Brandon: cause I think I might have herpes, my balls itch.
John: aww man that fucking sucks.
John: Yeah, Last week I was on vacation. I saw some chick and she was all over me man and then she told meet meet her in room 201.
Brandon: what? no way?
John: yeah dude, weird huh?
Brandon: hell yeah!
(John and Brandon pull up a seat and begin talking as their eating cereal.)
John: Hey whats up how life man?
Brandon: Dude I think my girlfriend is cheating on me.
John: why man?
Brandon: cause I think I might have herpes, my balls itch.
John: aww man that fucking sucks.
John: Yeah, Last week I was on vacation. I saw some chick and she was all over me man and then she told meet meet her in room 201.
Brandon: what? no way?
John: yeah dude, weird huh?
by Orange Crush Soda September 12, 2009
Get the Cereal Sessionmug.